Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I will pee on everything he values.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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