i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm at about main and main street
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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