It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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