Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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