so explain again why im purple
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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