Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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