just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Randomize
