ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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