playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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