some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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