I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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