yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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