also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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