so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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