You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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