So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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