we have officially mastered the walk of shame
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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