The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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