Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She bit a glass in half.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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