there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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