grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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