You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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