idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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