big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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