they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
is wine microwaveable?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Randomize
