Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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