He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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