Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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