no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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