what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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