So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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