if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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