i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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