What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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