her vagine was all disorganized.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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