What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
