we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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