i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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