White coat. Heels.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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