Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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