What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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