He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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