Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Four minutes until I can fart!
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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