I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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