I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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