just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Sorry about my life...
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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