Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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