Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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