You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Bring me that man meat
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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