this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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