I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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