I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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