We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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