just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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