I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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