I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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