i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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